pkabyssinian

I swear that SPN is trying to vex me with it's print media.

Apparently when I changed my icons I got rid of the 'smoking pole' icon. Tempted to remedy that. But really, how often would I get to use it?

Look, Powers That Be, I'm begging. NO MOAR DeCandido SPN.

I already has a headache.

I have so many questions that I just can't even begin to formulate them. *facepalm* I can't believe that there's another one after 'Nevermore' with it's poor plot, poor characterization, and poor grammar. Oh Dean, Dean, what complete wtfery are we going to be saddled with this time?

Just stop. Please. Can he go back to writing Star Trek books? They seem to like him there. And inflicting him on my husband is much preferred. Mikee already has Kevin J. Anderson.

Ooooh! Maybe DeCandido and Anderson can do a STAR WARS book together! *rubs hands gleefully*

One of these days my sheer bitchery is going to make me explode. *nods*

Uh, b'juh?

Being a SPN fan who doesn't find Katie's recent run in with the law 'cute and adorable like Jared Padalecki' makes me a "flaming misogynistic hypocrite"???

Also this somehow makes it wrong that Jared and Jensen gave an interview at some unknown point where they talk about walking around naked while at home and masturbating.

Fandom, your faux drama is making me want to strangle the SHIT out of everyone again.

So... why is it we can love a good portion of the women on the show but when we DON'T like one (or more) of the girls because she's (a) a crappy character and/or (b) can't act for shit we're all terrible people? Out of all of the women who have been on SPN I haven't liked 3. Yet that makes me a bad person? Where is the rule again that I can't have an opinion and must ♥s and sparklies each and every character on the show? Plz to be pointing it out to me.

Since when is lying to he police OK? She wasn't driving, but the driver was drunk (and possibly underage as well? PK no rememberee), they both reeked of booze and she admitted to the cop that she was lying about her identity. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she shouldn't be chastised or punished because why? The fact that I don't think this whole thing is as cute as rainbows and kittens makes me a hater of women how?

I guess the only sane thing to do is to IGNORE the SHIT out of the world again. Dammit.

Am I also a misogynist because I like hot men having sex with each other? *ponders*

One final question... how is it that people who WRITE Wincest can go out and BITCH about how terrible Wincest is? Am I just not getting it or is fandom trying to shove its head up its own ass?

(Waits patiently to see who de-friends her for this.)

OK, I lied. I do have one more question. Why does my spell checker think that 'faux' isn't a word? But 'f aux' is?

FUCK, PEOPLE! I'M SICK! GIVE ME PORN NOT WANK!!!!