pkabyssinian

I know, I know... I'm supposed to be on my way to Pittsburgh right now. But I had to pause and tell you all about my cracked out Jared Padalecki dream.

In my dream my husband and I were at this restaurant where he was going to throw a party for his employees. He had to make sure that the menu was right and whatever. You all know I wasn't paying attention. And then I said something, which I don't remember all of, but went something like: "Blah blah blah Jared Padalecki". And Jared Padalecki showed up behind me and was all "Hi. You're talking about me. Yell at her Jensen." And Jensen was all: "Why? She's right." Then Jared was all pouty and grumpy because Jensen was supposed to defend his manly honor and Jensen dropped me this wink and told Jared that a man would defend his own honor. And I was giggling from the wink and the fact that whatever I had said hadn't been something that really impugned on Jared's honor.

After a while of just being silly at each other we decided that it would be much more Fun if we were running through the restaurant poking each other and making silly noises. To which Jared started poking me in the belly and shouting "EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE" and I smacked him and was all: "Stop making Smidgy's dolphin noises" to which Jared was surprised that I knew what he was doing. And Jensen smacked both of us for making fun of him, which I thought was unfair because really... it was Jared who was making noises.

And then Jared decided to play some weird ass game where he pulled his arms into his sleeves and held them out to me and asked which one was loose. I opened my mouth to say something but both Jensen AND my husband slapped a hand over my mouth. Honestly, I don't know what they thought I was going to say.

And then I woke up and promptly laughed myself silly.

I cannot tell you how excited I am! I just got off the phone with prettyfreckles who has gotten me all keyed up for SPN. *blows kisses*

( Cut for babbling about the episode. )

I swear that SPN is trying to vex me with it's print media.

Apparently when I changed my icons I got rid of the 'smoking pole' icon. Tempted to remedy that. But really, how often would I get to use it?

Look, Powers That Be, I'm begging. NO MOAR DeCandido SPN.

I already has a headache.

I have so many questions that I just can't even begin to formulate them. *facepalm* I can't believe that there's another one after 'Nevermore' with it's poor plot, poor characterization, and poor grammar. Oh Dean, Dean, what complete wtfery are we going to be saddled with this time?

Just stop. Please. Can he go back to writing Star Trek books? They seem to like him there. And inflicting him on my husband is much preferred. Mikee already has Kevin J. Anderson.

Ooooh! Maybe DeCandido and Anderson can do a STAR WARS book together! *rubs hands gleefully*

One of these days my sheer bitchery is going to make me explode. *nods*

Does anyone know where I can find a decent sized picture of the Gallagher Cross?

I've tried searching for it but haven't found anything larger than this:


Which, while nice, doesn't give me the detail I need. I'mma gonna turn it into a cross stitch pattern to make for my in-laws as a Yule gift... but I can't find a decent images so I can see what's going on at the bottom.

Thank you!

So, it's been a while since I posted, neh?

What have I been up to? Well, right after I posted my Ostara blessings I promptly almost cut my finger off. No, I'm not kidding, *sigh*

So, for the past five (or is it six?) weeks I've been healing up. I had to get stitches and my whole hand was wrapped up to look like a mummy's hand and I was grouchy and grumpy because I couldn't do anything that required two hands. Which means that I couldn't even dress myself. How humiliating.

Lirin, our demon kitty, is loving the spring because I am keeping the windows open during the day to get cool air into the house and the good smell of spring air. Unfortunatly, it also makes her wail and howl at the birds, squirrels, and rabbits. Pain in my ass cat.

My baby brother turned 18 yesterday. I feel old. My birthday gift to him was to pay for his first tattoo. Later on this summer he wants us to go and get tattooed together. I'm not sure if we're going to get our family's kamon or if we're each getting something unique. But I'm excited about it and I feel really lucky that we're close enough that we chat all the time and do things like this together.

My husband is going away to Georgia tomorrow morning and won't be back until Thursday. Then on Friday we're going home to State College, picking up said younger brother, then continuing on to Pittsburgh for the comicon there. After the con the Husband and I are going to spend some time in State College with my family and maybe take the other brother out on our romp with Pat. I doubt that Sean will want to go as he doesn't like to drink around family. Although, according to him, he drank like a fish while in Italy.

I need to get to work on my SPN tarot again. *sigh* I think I lost my master list of what characters I want as what cards. I'm such a doofus.

Oh! I've been teaching myself to knit and I've started cross stitching again. I've started yet another blog on it over here: http://pkabyssinian.blogspot.com/ . I'm particularly proud of the front of the cable bag that I'm still working on. =)

So, how have you all been?

Uhm, yeah. I've been MIA for a little bit now. Part of it is I suck at keeping more than one journal.

The other part is that I'm kinda not so much with the posting of personal stuff anymore. But still. Happy Spring. Merry Ostara. Hugs and flowers and bunnies and rainbows. *grin*

Husband bought me packs of SPN s2 cards.

I GOT THE CARD WITH DEAN'S PANTS IN IT! THE HOSPITAL SCRUB PANTS. SOFT. BLUE.

PANTS!!!

DEAN'S PANTS.

DEAN'S.

PANTS.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Title: The Giving Tree
Author: pkabyssinian
Rating: NC-17~ish
Pairing: Dean/Sam. What else?
Warnings: Wincest. Don’t read if you don’t like that, yes? Also? Not beta’d. I’m too lazy to do have it done right now because I want to post this before we leave for West Virginia.
Summary: They both know that Dean will give Sam anything, do anything that Sam asks and damn the consequences.
Disclaimer: If you think I own them then you is crayzee. I just like to play with the shiny toys.

( Read me? )

I got three more cards done, I'm not happy with the High Priestess and will be redoing it at some point. I think I'm trying to translate it too literally, but the trees as the black pillar and the white pillar just seemed like such a good idea. Hrm.

Descriptions for the cards come from Wyrdology.

Anyway, without further ado:

( The Magician )

( The High Priestess )

( The Star )

Oh, punnky_kitty... you have given me a shiny new toy in the form of this. AND ITS ALL TRUE!

FACT:

If Jensen Ackles wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Jensen Ackles.... Just kidding, Jensen Ackles is first.

When God said, "Let there be light", Jensen Ackles said, "say please."

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Jensen Ackles's sweat. (Gerhard Berger & Jensen Ackles... I may die happy now.)

Jensen Ackles visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jensen Ackles pajamas. (This is funny on so many levels.)

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Jensen Ackles for help.

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Jared Padalecki.

In an emergency, Jared Padalecki can be used as a flotation device.

_ __ ___ ____ _____ ______ _____ ____ ___ __ _

On hold waiting for my bank to talk to me. Rawr rawr rawrrrrrr. i am so bored. Bored bored bored. la la la la la.

I am going out tomorrow to buy cards and goodies. hee hee hee

That was a hint for y'all to give me address HERE (or youse can email me at pkabyssinian@gmail.com). I am sending out Yule cards & maybe a little something else. Hmmm.... I will send stuff anywhere, not just to the US... All comments THERE are screened. =)

I need to call my Mommy and see WTF is up w/ the jewelry. Mainly what is up with the check I wrote as it hasn't been cashed yet. Plz take my money and give me shiny things?

Tomorrow my brother turns 21. I have no idea what to do for him. He wants me to go home and take him out drinking. I don't know if I really want to get shit faced with my brother.

I seriously want to be not sick now.

Jayne w/ a cigar is kinda hot. Y'know I really ought to learn what his name in the show really is. Hmm.

Damn, I'm ramble-y and boring tonight.

Missa, you're going to have to let me know when is a good time for me to call you, 'kay?

Uh, b'juh?

Being a SPN fan who doesn't find Katie's recent run in with the law 'cute and adorable like Jared Padalecki' makes me a "flaming misogynistic hypocrite"???

Also this somehow makes it wrong that Jared and Jensen gave an interview at some unknown point where they talk about walking around naked while at home and masturbating.

Fandom, your faux drama is making me want to strangle the SHIT out of everyone again.

So... why is it we can love a good portion of the women on the show but when we DON'T like one (or more) of the girls because she's (a) a crappy character and/or (b) can't act for shit we're all terrible people? Out of all of the women who have been on SPN I haven't liked 3. Yet that makes me a bad person? Where is the rule again that I can't have an opinion and must ♥s and sparklies each and every character on the show? Plz to be pointing it out to me.

Since when is lying to he police OK? She wasn't driving, but the driver was drunk (and possibly underage as well? PK no rememberee), they both reeked of booze and she admitted to the cop that she was lying about her identity. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she shouldn't be chastised or punished because why? The fact that I don't think this whole thing is as cute as rainbows and kittens makes me a hater of women how?

I guess the only sane thing to do is to IGNORE the SHIT out of the world again. Dammit.

Am I also a misogynist because I like hot men having sex with each other? *ponders*

One final question... how is it that people who WRITE Wincest can go out and BITCH about how terrible Wincest is? Am I just not getting it or is fandom trying to shove its head up its own ass?

(Waits patiently to see who de-friends her for this.)

OK, I lied. I do have one more question. Why does my spell checker think that 'faux' isn't a word? But 'f aux' is?

FUCK, PEOPLE! I'M SICK! GIVE ME PORN NOT WANK!!!!

Thank you to everyone who has been so encouraging. My mother is also rather excited about the cards so I'm going to finish up the Major Arcana and then see if I have inspiration for the Minor Arcana.

Without further ado... here are three more cards:

( XII. The Hanged (Wo)Man )

( XVI. The Tower )

( XX. Judgement )

So, I couldn't sleep last night and was trying to think of things to do that would keep me busy. Brain decided that I needed to think about a SPN tarot deck. I said, predictably, "no". Mainly because I have very little artistic talent and, well, it would be hard. But brain decided that I really should do it and I can't stop thinking about it.

So I made two cards. *facepalm*

( Tarot anyone? )

They're cut for size. Made in photoshop with screencaps from supernatural.tv and there is no real tarot symbology in them.

So... should I make more? Or cut my losses?

( Smallville )

I can't wait for Beowulf. I loved that story as a kid, the version I had was prose so it probably wasn't the best translation. However, I was caught by the idea of Beowulf having liquid sunlight (honey) in his blood from all the bees that had stung him when he was young. Mind you, I think I was five when I read this.

Bela. DO NOT WANT.
( Red Sky At Morning )

So, I've managed NOT to add to my NaNo word count AT ALL. Instead? I've PORNED the boys again. WTF is wrong with me?

Part of NaNo's problem is I'm terrified that there is something wrong with the cats. Yes, I'm still stressing over this. Every five minutes (if my Nano fic is up) I have to go and find the cats. Since there are only two left, it's easy. But nine times out of ten they little bastards are asleep and I have to poke them to make sure that they're alive. Retarded, I know. Especially since it's been two years and six days. Oh, Heika.

Anywho, I did manage to finally write the follow up to one my old stories. Maybe instead of worrying about NaNo I'll just write and see how many words I can get in in a month. I won't care if it's not in one continual story, just write as much as I can on different projects. Porn. You know.

I AM GOING HOME THIS WEEKEND!! I get to have fun with my crayzee mommy! Although, I'm a bit nervous about that. The other day when I was talking to her she asked me if I was watching Moonlight. I said no. Then she asked me if I was watching Chuck and I said that I was. We chatted about that and I squeed that Jayne was on Chuck. Mama asks who Jayne is. I tell her, y'know - Adam Baldwin, he played Jayne on Firefly. Mama squees like a mad woman. I'm slightly confused. Mama explains that Jayne was Marcus on Angel. And that Marcus and Angel were so in love. Not quite as in love as Spike and Angel, but it was still hot. *facepalm* My mother was slashing Angel. MY MOTHER. Mikee says what do I expect, I probably inherited the gene from her...

And now for my good deed of the day:

Go forth and download this little file and help to save a life. I've posted about it before, but figured that a reminder wouldn't hurt, Erin needs 5 million hit to get the money she needs to help pay for brain surgeries. Notice the plural there. A click a day to help save a life isn't much to ask for. If you want updates and more infomration you can always join projectdownload or go to http://projecterin.com/.

At least I managed to catch up today. I need to have some actual motivation for this story. I think I have some of the plot ironed out (in my head at least) so I know kind of where I want to go with this now. Yay me!

Once again, kyoko_sama is evil incarnate and using her magical psychic powers to put ideas in my head! Missa! There will be no Christmas porn for you until December! Stop bombarding my head with it!

( Chapter One )

So. Barely got anything done on this. *sigh* Part of the problem was that I had to go out and buy Office 2007 as my free trial ran out. Ooops. The other part was that today (well, yesterday) was that it was Dean's Day. Woot! I loves me some Supernatural. Which means that Phaedra has produced less than 1,000 words today.

All of my NaNo writing will be under a cut. That way you don't have to read it. =) I will post my progress daily (when possible) as well as what work I got done. I like to do it that way so I feel like I'm being productive and I can see my progress. All work is unedited and as is.

Tenatively, this is going to be titled: Daughter of the Sleeping Eye

( Song of the Goddess )

OMG. I think I just squeed my head off. Literally.

Sammy, I think you might have converted me. Don't tell Dean.

( cut for Bedtime Stories spoilers )

Must call Missa and SQUEE!!!